Done Dirt Cheap

[guywithmonsters]

I've had "Dirty Deeds" in my head since I got up this morning. It's an odd Valentine's Day soundtrack but it's just wrong to be rolling through ICU and CCU taking xrays with it playing in your head.

Not much else going on. I have the munchies.

Valentine's Day Vocabulary from "Daily Candy".

amoraphobia

n. an irrational fear of Valentine’s Day.

blue bawls

n. an emotional, romantic version of flirting that leaves you feeling sad and crying.

bud light

n. the blatantly cheap flower selection from a guy who needs to be dumped ASAP. (How was your V-Day? Bud light.)

carniwhore

n. a girl who puts out for carnations.

do-or-diamond

adj. as in, if I don’t see a ring today, he’s dead to me.

long-stem posers

n. people who send themselves flowers from a “secret admirer.”

lote

v. to walk the thin line between love and hate. (I lote Johnny. One day he’s a dollface; the next he’s a total wanker.)

ménage à flaws

n. when you crash your friend’s Valentine’s Day date only to talk about all your relationships gone wrong.

PDR

n. public display of rejection: when your valentine takes you somewhere lovely only to break your heart in front of strangers.

Valentiny Tim

n. a man whose masculinity is put in question by his overenthusiasm for V-Day. (I mean, I don’t expect him to be a Valentiny Tim, but he could at least try to hide his total amoraphobia.)

Happy Valentine's Day :-)