Things Not To Do: what I learned from my Friends List today

[guywithmonsters]

You heard the lady, DO NOT question perfectlyvague's muff.

It may be available for polite conversation or maybe even after dinner drinks - that hasn't been established. But it mustn't be questioned.

Don't expose your flesh to skarrin if he is hungry.

Do not give him sugar either.

Don't let lasherboy see your ass.

Even in pants. His journal is riddled with ass descriptions. Don't let yours be amoung them.

Don't call theresnorain and hang up.

It'll make her crazy trying to figure out who it was.

Don't let muruch lead your book club.

Unless you're Goth (like perfectlyvague), have a unbreakable up beat personality or are properly medicated.

Don't tell seasoulsky your birthday.

This is especially critical for those of us who aren't aging gracefully.

Do not fall for sukk.

He's taken. It can only lead to heart ache (and possbily additional prison time).

No this isn't everyone I read today. And, yes I am only kidding. Except for perfectlyvague being a goth.

Comments

[theresnorain.livejournal.com]

You've got me spot on! Phones make me nervous when I don't know who is calling as I always figure it's someone like the bank shouting at me!

[goreyboy.livejournal.com]

I always think it's my parents. Not so much shouting as much as guilt. ;-)

[perfectlyvague.livejournal.com]

Oh Joey, you've made my morning and cured my hangover :) I'm laughing very much through the pain!

[goreyboy.livejournal.com]

Cured your hangover? Wow. I'm good. ;-P

[muruch.livejournal.com]

lol! lasherboy's blurb is especially accurate. That power bottom obsessive! ;p

[goreyboy.livejournal.com]

LOL

I LOVE the phrase "power bottom obsessive"!

[lasherboy.livejournal.com]

*laughs!* Oh man, this still makes me laugh. :) My friends page has been a bit outta control, thus it's been awhile to actually tell you that, though. :)

You've done a great service to your public.. You can sleep well knowing a few more asses are safe out there. :-D

[goreyboy.livejournal.com]

I take care of asses. ;-P