A Series of Unfortunate Events
Jun. 23rd, 2006 02:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
guywithmonstersI stopped at the bank on the way home from the town dump. Because I didn't intend on being "in public" when I got dressed this morning I was dressed "bummy".
It isn't until I am walking across the bank lobby to the coin exchange that I remember that these shorts have a nickel sized hole in the back.
And that I'm not wearing underwear.
I try to pull my T shirt down a little lower in back.... There's a problem with the coin counter and I have to call the teller over. I feel awkward, trying to keep my butt to the wall and clutching the giant gummy bear looking piggy bank. The teller pauses to stair at my chest and I realize that I'm not just clutching a big, plastic bear but I'm also wearing rainbow tie dye. I think she's thinking I'm a stoner until I clue in that she's reading my T Shirt.
My T Shirt has a ruler on it with "Eight Uncut." written above it in big black letters.
I may never go to that branch again.
It isn't until I am walking across the bank lobby to the coin exchange that I remember that these shorts have a nickel sized hole in the back.
And that I'm not wearing underwear.
I try to pull my T shirt down a little lower in back.... There's a problem with the coin counter and I have to call the teller over. I feel awkward, trying to keep my butt to the wall and clutching the giant gummy bear looking piggy bank. The teller pauses to stair at my chest and I realize that I'm not just clutching a big, plastic bear but I'm also wearing rainbow tie dye. I think she's thinking I'm a stoner until I clue in that she's reading my T Shirt.
My T Shirt has a ruler on it with "Eight Uncut." written above it in big black letters.
I may never go to that branch again.
